Saturday, May 24, 2008

Breaux Bridge

So David Norman told us about this place where they play music every Saturday morning and of course everyone dances. It's only about 40 minutes from Jeanerette- we drove up this morning and caught the scene. One club, the Cafe des Artes, serves breakfast while a zydeco band plays- abandanddancing. People line up about 8:30 for tables- the lucky get breakfast- and by 11 or so it's winding down. Lots of tourists by now, but nobody seems to mind. The antique stores prosper.

On the way out of town we stopped at a coffee place, and everyone had migrated over there. This time, it was local cajun musicians jamming together. We are incapable of Real Dancing so we stole their images instead.

Building de boat


Started out the week by damn near killing both my guys. A 250 lb sheet of plate steel fell on both of them as they were under it trying to guide it into place. For some reason the engage/ disengage lever got tripped and the sucker came crashing down. Both of them got banged up and John gashed his finger pretty bad. We were very lucky, an important lesson learned. Being butch, they both laughed it off, saying that things like that happened all the time in a boat yard, but it scared the shit out of me.

The main cabin is starting to take shape and it looks great. It seems the main engine may have a cracked block and have to be replaced. While this may seem like a real bummer I'm not at all unhappy about it. It's an old naturally aspirated hugh clunker of a beast built to drag nets 24/7 at slow speeds and by todays standards is not at all efficient or clean. Given how they're clamping down on dirty truck diesels these days and given the price of fuel, this might turn out to be a blessing. The savings in fuel will pay for a new power plant in a couple of years time.Or maybe not, I have yet to get any quotes and replacing it with a smaller 8/71 may be the way to go. There are more diesels in La. than there are people and I have my guys looking. I must say that topping off their paychecks with a little bonus each week is really working out well. They're enjoying the project and are endlessly helpful with interesting ideas and suggestions.

We are still in our little shack in Jeanerette, the other house had disgusting old carpets thick with fleas and the dude refused to put in wood floors even after I offered to pay half the cost, which was kind of loco on my part as I'm only staying a few months. I was feeling bad about leaving here anyway, we're the only pink folks in this whole section of town and our neighbors have been great to us. It would have been a real insult to them to leave. When we move onto the boat I'm going to have to get a kilo of cocaine and roast a pig for them.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Rain Rain Rain

Storm blowing through, not the usual california drizzle, the pull off the road and hope the guy behind you did too, kind of storm. South Louisiana has a serious drainage problem, it's so flat the water just sits there. The countryside is truly gorgeous,lush, and green, the small towns are sleepy and composting. The big ones are MALL AMERICA, but hell, we're just passing through, and even they have great food and some of the best music I've ever heard.

We are still doing demo on parts of the boat, but also starting to reconstruct.
We had to take a bunch of flat bar steel to a large boatyard to put a bend in it so the roof of the cabin would have a nice slope. We also got the crane working to lift the steel and equipment around on the boat, it works like a charm and was hand built from scrap at the yard and two new 12V winches and a battery. The sucker can lift 9000 lbs. Big Fun. Still making refinements to it, but it will certainly pick up anything I may want to use as a tender.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

on the hard




Boat up out of the water



Finally got the boat out of the water and on dry land friday around noon.It took an entire week of asking,pleading, cajoling, and screaming to get these dickheads to do something. I left a trail of tears. Had to apologize to Bruce the yard boss, I call him Triplets because he looks like he's about to have them. I explained to him that not all of us wanted to live and die in Dixie and that some of us were actually task oriented, we wake up in the morning hoping to get x, y, and z accomplished today. O.K., maybe not y and z, but could we give x a shot?
Sometime this fucking week? Had to explain to him that my people are German, and that we are a sweet and gentle folk who are loath to offend anyone for any reason, but we have this strange little quirk about getting things done and that it's not a good idea to take a nap on the tracks when we're coming down the line.

Entire nations have disappeared. Louisiana would be a snap, it's already been softened up by 300 years of inbreeding and a diet of fried milk. The mindless assholes actually pray night and day for the endtimes- no problemo, dude. Can do.

Enough already, John and Randy, my two welders are happy and working hard on chopping up the boat and next week we'll start to reconfigure her to host Joyce and me and our two cats rather than 50,000 lbs of frozen shrimp. I figured out that if I pay them a few dollars/hr more it makes a hugh difference to them. The yard pays them shit, but the difference of 44 to 49 dollars/hr to me is not much compared to the increase in work and general good vibes.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

New Iberia stores








this is for Muz, and other fans of Posh and Naughty- that source of endless entertainment for Portsmouth RI.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Shipyard

deck of our boat
inside
John Sonnier
Lorenzo