Attention, Muz: your documentary skills are needed here. Yesterday we had a visitor- David C. Something (there's also a David J. Something, but that guy's a child molester). He's in a skiff on his way back from visiting his girlfriend, when he notices our boat in Lake Wimico- comes over to see if we've run aground (shrewd guy).
For an hour, he regales us with tales of his girlfriend, her other boyfriend, and hurricane Katrina. 'My roommate, he saved me- saved me and put me in a tree! I was drunk, when he put me in a tree. I was a backslidin' christian then.'
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